One Faithful Night... [ONESHOT]

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:11:43 GMT

Title: One Faithful Night...
Genre: CRACK, SMUT, Uh... STUFF 8D
Paring: Akame, Junda, KoAkame, KAT-TUN (all together), Slightly implied Tegopi.
Rating: 17+ [May contain, sex, alcohol, drugs, violence and sugar] (It's nothing bad I swear =P ALL harmless fun)
Disclaimer: I do not own any one fromt this fanfic!
Words: 5,408 Words.
Summary: This is a steriotypical kat-tun fanfic people,
Kat-tun's personalities are as followed:
Jin the baka, Koki the one pot screamer, Kame the major uke, Ueda the highschool girl on her rags, Maru the psychotic alcoholic mum and Junno the hyperactive kid thats OD'ed several times on fizz sticks and therefore has resulted in perminant brain damage..

Ok to the point of the story [I lie there is no point] Pretty much, A party at Koki's house ends up with each paring having their own little story to tell...they finally meet back up at the hospital...

AN: PURE CRACK! I just began to type this in msn to my friend Sandra (SO YES IT'S DEDICATED TO YOU MATE!) So it was TOTALLY 100% made up on the spot and I had no idea as to where i wanted it to go, I just went with the flow...and yeah, I put into word and fixed it up and stuff, if there is ne other mistakes then soz... lol. and uh if ur a Ryo fan, unlike me, LOL probably best not to read ]XD

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One Faithful Night...

It appeared, the 7 sedative pills Jin snuck into Taguchi's cola, hadn't kicked in yet, or was null effective on the hyperactive acrobat. Jin began to rub his chin and he blew the dust off his brain and began to use it.

"JI~N" the younger one called out, quite easily pulling Jin out of STARTING his thought process.

"What is it?" Jin moaned.

"JI~N!" Junno teased and called again. "JI~~~~~N"

"What!?" Jin finally snapped, but he wasn’t the only one.

"WOULD YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP!" Ueda roared as he stood up from the sofa.

"I FEEL LIKE SHIT! IM MOODY AND I HAVE SELF IMAGE PROBLEMS SO WOULD YOU ALL SHUT UP AND GIVE ME SOME PEACE FOR A WHILE!!"

Kat-t_n stared blankly at Ueda. Kame would have been shaking under Ueda's wrath but was too afraid that even a slight movement would provoke the angry 'boxer' to further unleash his wrath and throttle the life out of him. Ueda slumped back down on the sofa and his eyes fell shut. As Junno silently sniggered and tiptoed over to Ueda he looked back for the support of his friends, to find them shaking their heads and crossing their arms profoundly, silently, but desperately mouthing ‘NO!’. Junno smiled and continued on. Nakamaru then leaned into Jin and began a commentary in the younger singer’s ear.

"The young and imprudent pup walks away from the safety of his litter, out in the dangerous world, only to run into his predator, yet unaware of the life threatening danger it will face"

"TATCHAN~" Junno screamed and dive-bombed on top of the said man on the sofa.

"And they say I’m a baka?" Jin sighed and then randomly began kissing Kame.

"HEY GUYSH I HAVE A GR-EAT IDEA!" KOKI screamed as he ran into the room. Ueda stopped pummelling in Junno's head and stared at Koki in disbelief. Junno looked up with a black eye and a puffy lip, and stared in awe along with Jin and Kame. Well Jin and Kame kind of looked. It was one of those looks were you sneak a glance out from a Kiss, without separating from each other’s face. Koki hiccuped as Nakamaru lightly gasped in shock.

"LESH ALL GET NAKED AND PARTY!!" Koki yelled at the top of his lungs and began dancing. It appeared Koki had started without them. Nakamaru stopped Koki and pulled the almost empty bottle of Beer from his hand.

"How many have you had?!" Nakamaru asked.

"JUSH...teh one..." Koki unsteadily pointed towards the bottle then rested his hand on Maru's chest.

"Holy- you have great tits Maru" Koki laughed.

Maru's eyes grew wide and he pushed the drunken rapper from his chest.

"I'LL SCREAM IF YOU DONT SHUT UP!" Ueda moaned.

"THEN FRIGGEN LEAVE!" Koki scouted back. "ISH MY HOUSE GET TEH...*Hic* Out then!"

"FINE!" Ueda exclaimed and stood up, clenching his fist and stomping the ground as he stood. "I'LL JUST LEAVE, NOT LIKE ANY OF YOU CARE!" and with that Ueda began to cry, much like a little girl.

"TAAATCHAAAN!" Junno called as he ran after the over emotional Ueda and left slamming the door behind him.

Maru and Koki then turned to Jin and Kame who had began humping like bunnies on the floor next to them.

Kame squeaked like a little girl as Jin thrusted harder and harder into the smaller boy's frame each time.

Maru and Koki both raised an eyebrow staring down at the pair.

"You know" Maru coughed. "There is a time and place for-"

"PARTY!!!" Koki exclaimed as he let himself fall to the ground and then rolled over to Jin and Kame.

Kame then began to worry as Koki wanted to put his cock in his hole along with Jin's.

Of course Jin being a complete baka, agreed, and with Kame being the major Uke that he was, had ABSOLUTELY NO choice or say in the matter of how he had Jin make love to him.

So In proceeded Koki.

Maru watched with much awe and disgust as the, now threesome, made love on Koki's living room floor. Kame screamed like a little girl as Koki and Jin rapidly thrusted into him. Maru shook his head and walked into Koki’s Kitchen. He closed the door behind him and began to raid Koki's kitchen for a certain source of release. Maru smiled as he found a full bottle of vodka in a high cupboard and he pulled it down, ripped off the lid and began to drink it straight.

Meanwhile, Ueda stormed down the street with his 'man bag' swinging from side to side as he pulled his jacket tighter around his thin frame. He stood on the corner of the street waiting to cross when a car pulled up next to him. Ueda tried to ignore the car and looked to his right, but when he noticed the window begin to wind down and a very drunk businessman stick his head out he couldn't ignore it any longer.

"How much per hour sweetie" The man grinned and wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.

"Excuse me?" Ueda asked.

"How much for each hour of your services?" The man repeated, more clearly explained this time. Ueda was dumb founded and he stared opened mouthed at the man in front of him.

"Look gorgeous, do you want business tonight or what?" the man asked, beginning to sound annoyed at Ueda's lack of answer.

Ueda stepped back and shook his head. "No, no I think you misunderstand I’m not-"

"HEY! What are you doing Tat-chan" Junno asked from behind.

The man then stepped out of the car, along with several other, very drunk businessmen.

"So you’re her pimp? Well we want to hire your bitch for the night" the man exclaimed.

"Huuuh~" Junno exclaimed. "PIMP!? BITCH!?"

"IM NOT A CHICK!" Ueda finally exclaimed annoyed. All he wanted to do was to go home and sleep for the next week.

The men hesitated and then formed a group circle, discussing something. They then turned back to Ueda and Junno.

"It's ok, we don’t mind if you're not really a chick, you're just as pretty as one so-"

Nakamaru noticed a small radio sitting at the end of Koki's kitchen counter. He picked it up and turned it on, turning up the volume as high as it would go. It was something at least against the screams, cries and moans from the next room. Nakamaru fiddled with the channel nob until he found something that caught his interest.

'8 men were severely beaten and have been taken to hospital after a vicious brawl, down town in the central Shibuya district. The men were said to have been arranging ‘night business’ when the one of the female ‘night workers’ suddenly lashed out at them. The two offenders have been arrested and will be further questioned...and now for-'

Maru switched off the radio and thought for a moment. Something wasn’t quite right.

As if on que, Maru’s phone began to vibrate in his front pocket. Maru always put his phone in the front pocket of his jeans as he loved the feeling, when it vibrated against his groin. Maru smiled for a moment and then finally took out the phone and answered.

"Moshi, moshi!"

"NAKAMARU! You gotta help us!" Ueda exclaimed from down the phone line.

"W-what happened?" Maru exclaimed.

"You see, ... well... Long story short, Junno and I have been arrested, Please come and Bail us out!!"

Maru came to a realisation and then asked.

"Oh my god, were you the psychotic prostitute!?" Nakamaru laughed. Ueda made a noise down the phone, that Maru felt, was darker and sinister than hell itself.

"Uh ok, ok never mind I’m coming!"

Maru pressed end on his phone, grabbed his keys from the counter and rushed out of the kitchen, through the living room not even noticing now, Koki and Jin had dressed Kame in a school girl's outfit and we're taking turn's sucking him off on the sofa as the other held down Kame's hands.

Kame squirmed as Koki held his arms down. Jin lifted his head from under Kame's skirt and smirked.

"I wonder what other positions he can go in?" Jin asked looking at Koki.

"Dun...ashk... But... I have like... a whole set of kinky ass sex toysh in my room" Koki muttered and then burst into a fit of giggles.

"GREAT!"

"NO!" Kame exclaimed as Koki carried Kame by the hands and Jin held his feet. Kame thrashed some more but he was too uke-ishly weak to pull away from their grasps.

Before Kame had time to think, Kame was laying on his stomach on Koki’s bed, his arms and legs tied to each of the four-post bed.

"Jin! Jin! I’ve had enough!" Kame sobbed. "Let me-" He pulled against the ropes "LET ME OUT!"

"Ok, ok" Jin sighed and untied Kame.

"AW c'mon that’s no fun!" Koki exclaimed as he pulled out a leather whip from his wardrobe and a spiked dog collar.

Kame tried to stand but his arse was too sore and he fell flat onto his face on the floor.

"I can’t walk!!" Kame exclaimed.

"Shit" Jin rubbed his chin as he began to try and start to think of a course of action he might consider taking. A good 5 minutes later Jin finally clapped his hands together.

"A DOCTOR!"

"-Heh...?" Kame exclaimed wide-eyed.

"Koki! Help me move him to my car!" Jin exclaimed and Koki nodded before sadly returning the whip and dog collar that he had been playing with in his hands. Kame began to thrash his arms as Koki and Jin easily lifted the small boy off the floor.

"You baka, baka Bakanishi what are you going to say to the doctor!?" Kame exclaimed

"Who says we gotta mention anything?" Koki said slowly as his eyes began to fall heavy.

"KOKI!" Jin exclaimed as Koki slumped to the floor. Jin struggled for a moment and adjusted Kame to he was slumped over Jin's left shoulder.

"Is he alive?!" Kame asked. “Poke him”

"He passed out" Jin sighed. "He'll be out for ages."

"Great~" Kame sighed.

A policeman returned to Ueda and Junno's cell and unlocked the door.

"You've been granted bail,” He said as Junno and Ueda stepped out.

"Your friend explained how those business men thought you were a hooker,"

Ueda growled under his breathe. "A-are you sure you're not a woman, I mean, you can tell me, you were born a chick right?" The police officer whispered into Ueda’s ear. Ueda just closed his eyes and counted to ten and thought of things that made him happy like, punching Ryo in the face, and Gackt having an orgasm on stage with his band mates. Finally Ueda smiled.

"Maru-KUN!" Junno exclaimed and gloumped Maru as they reached the front of the police station.

"WE GOT ARRESTED! AND THEY PUT THE SIRENS ON AND- AND- AND~" Junno began and he jumped up and down on the spot.

"Is he mentally retarded?" Another police officer, who was sitting at a desk, asked Nakamaru. Maru just nodded and filled out the paper work.

"That’s it, I’m taking you home!" Maru exclaimed as he pushed the two ‘troublemakers' into the back seat of his car and slammed the door shut. Maru stepped around the car and sat in the drivers seat as Junno bounced up and down in the back seat.

"Junnosuke!" Maru sighed, “would you use your energy on something productive?" Maru sighed and turned the engine on. He pulled the gear into reverse and looked into the reversing mirror to find Junno completely snogging on Ueda.

Maru sighed. "Why don’t I ever get any friggen love in these stupid Fanfics?!?" He asked and pulled out of the police station car park.

Jin ran into the emergency ward with Kame still over his shoulder.

"Please help!!" Jin exclaimed to a nurse. The nurse looked at the small man thrown over Jin’s shoulder and quickly nodded. "Follow me!" She said as she led Jin to a curtain enclosed bed. Jin gently placed Kame down on his stomach and then watched as the nurse hurried away to find the Doctor.

A few minutes later a Doctor returned. He stopped and looked at Kame, still in the girl's school uniform, and furrowed his brow.

"What happened to the young lady?" The doctor asked Jin.

"Kame-chan is a boy!" Jin exclaimed.

"Oh I do beg your pardon!" The doctor exclaimed and then took another glance at Kame. “Then what happened to ‘kame-chan’?” the doctor corrected himself.

"Don’t say it, don’t say it don’t say it" Kame muttered in pain.

"We were having sex and-"

Kame slapped his forehead.

"... Well let’s take a look shall we?" The doctor exclaimed and lifted up Kame's skirt.

The doctor began to run his hands along kame's hips and then stopped.

"Take this young man in for an x-ray STRAIGHT AWAY!" he exclaimed.

The nurse standing out of the way rushed forward and began to roll Kame's bed from the emergency ward and up the hallway.

Jin tried to follow after them but the doctor stopped him. We cant let you go with him, you'll just have to wait here for now" The doctor exclaimed and then followed after the nurse. Jin sighed and sat down in a nearby chair and began to wait.

By the time Nakamaru reached Ueda's apartment building, Junno and Ueda had already removed MOST of their clothes.

"HEY GET A ROOM!" Nakamaru exclaimed as he jumped out of the driver’s seat then pulled Ueda and Junno out of his car and onto the cold pavement.

"Ouch! What’s your problem!?" Ueda exclaimed angrily.

Maru just ignored Ueda and climbed back into his car again and speed off.

Ueda began laughing as he sat with Junno still in his arms, both men down to their boxers.

"What’s funny?" Junno asked.

"My house keys are in my pants pocket" Ueda sighed.

"But- wait..." Junno looked down the street as Maru’s car screeched around the corner.

Ueda and Junno glanced at each other and then jumped to their feet and began to chase after Nakamaru's car.

"COME BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!" UEDA shouted but they just couldn’t catch up with speeding.

Ueda and Junno were lucky it was late and there was no one left on the street but the cool crispy June wind began to bother the said men.

"So what do we do now?" Junno muttered.

Jin stood as the doctor returned with a glum look plastered on his face.

"How is he?!" Jin exclaimed.

"Well, Kazuya's pelvis has been dislocated, now we've put it back in place and it and it just had to heal. Kazuya will also have to wear a brace for a few weeks.

"So he's ok right?" Jin asked anxiously.

"Yes" The doctor nodded

"OH THANK THE HEAVENS!" Jin exclaimed as he looked up and clasped his hands together above his head.

"But-"

Jin's head snapped back to the doctor.

"BUT WHAT!?"

"I’m very sorry to tell you... Kame will never..." The doctor took a breath in, readying himself to deliver the news.

"WHAT, WHAT!?" Jin exclaimed.

"Kame will never bottom again" The doctor said slowly and then looked at Jin. "I’m so sorry"

Jin's eyes welled up and he crumpled to the floor and burst into tears.

"WHY KAME! WHY! YOU WERE SO YOUNG TOO!" Jin moaned.

"He can still top" The doctor replied trying to comfort Jin.

"ITS NOT THE SAME IF KAME TOPS! HE HAS TO BOTTOM HE IS UKE!" Jin sobbed, "IT'S MY FAULT! IF ONLY I HADN'T LET KOKI JOIN IN!"

The doctor patted his Jin's shoulder consolingly and then handed Jin a pamphlet.

"Here, it might do you some good to have a read of this."

Jin hesitantly took the pamphlet and read the front. 'So you 'fucked' your lover'

Ueda and Junno snuck through the shadows of the empty streets. Jin, Koki and Kame had failed to answer their phones and Maru OBVIOUSLY WASNT coming back, so the last option left for Ueda and Junno was to go to the closest person they knew. Yamapi.

Ueda hesitantly knocked on the apartment door and glanced around once again to make sure no one had spotted them

A few minutes later Yamapi answered the door with a very sleepy expression on his face.

"Yamapi!" Ueda exclaimed,

“Maru stole our clothes, do you have any for us to wear?!" Junno asked in a mouthful. Yamapi blinked and stared up at down at the two almost naked Kat-tun members in front of him. He nodded and yawned.

"Wait here" Yamapi groaned and slammed the door shut. Ueda's nostrils began to flare.

"Why did the idiot leave us out here?!" Ueda fumed and Junno shrugged.

Suddenly the door one down from Yamapi's opened and out stepped a man. It took Ueda and Junno a moment to recognize the smaller individual as Koike Teppei from the pop band WaT, it then took another few seconds to realise he was COMPLETELY NAKED.

"Love you long time Ei-chan!" Teppei called out and the door shut again. Teppei looked up and down at Junno and Ueda and gave them a horrified and disgusted look.

"What are they thinking... and in public?" Teppei muttered under his breathe as he casually strolled down the hallway, past Ueda and Junno and into the elevator. “It’s like they have no dignity at all!”

The elevator doors shut and the small naked pop singer disappeared.

"WHAT THE HELL!?" Ueda exclaimed. Finally Yamapi opened the door again and threw a bunch of clothes at Junno and Ueda and then slammed the door shut again.

Junno sighed as the two began to sort out what Yamapi had given them.

It was at this moment Ueda wanted to strangle the longhaired, big boobed Yamapi as he held up what appeared to be Yamapi and Tegoshi’s last year Halloween costume of a 'Pimp and Ho' set.

Junno went to pick up the purple fluffy hat when ueda snatched it out of his hands.

"Uh, uh." Ueda tutted. "This time I’m the pimp!" he hissed.

After driving around for a while, and seeing a naked Koike Teppei walking along the street, Maru decided to head back to Koki's apartment and check up on Jin Kame and Koki. Also to see if that bottle of vodka was still waiting for him.

When Maru stepped into the apartment the screams were gone, and silence filled the air.

"Jin!" Maru called out. "Koki? Kame?" But there was no answer. Maru pushed open Koki's bedroom door, unaware Koki had passed out behind it, and slammed the door right into the rapper's head, ironically waking him.

"Mmm!" Koki rolled across the floor and held his head in pain. “Ouch!”

"What happened?!" Maru asked as he kneeled next to Koki.

Koki sat up slowly and then began to look pale. He quickly jumped to his feet and ran to the toilet and shut the door after him.

After a few minutes of vomiting noises and Koki finally called out to Maru, much fear and desperation in his voice.

"AH IM PREGNANT!"

Maru slapped his forehead.

"IT'S CALLED A HANGOVER U *******" and with that, Maru headed for the kitchen to find the bottle of vodka he had undeservingly left behind earlier.

Koki finally remerged from the toilet, quickly got dressed and then joined Maru in the kitchen.

"I think I should take you to the hospital" Maru pointed to Koki’s head where the door at hit. There was a fairly deep gash and it was bleeding. Koki touched his head and winced in pain.

"Are you ok to drive then?" Koki eyed the now empty bottle of vodka.

"Sure~" Maru slurred his word and then laughed as he pulled Koki from the room.

Koki decided he would lie down on the back seat of Maru’s car, while he drove.

"Who clothes are these?" Koki asked and Maru stared wide-eyed at the pants Koki held in his hand.

// Flash back//

Nakamaru pulled Ueda and Junno out of his car and onto the cold pavement.

"Ouch! What’s your problem!?" Ueda exclaimed angrily.

Maru just ignored Ueda and climbed back into his car again and speed off.

//end flashback//

Maru then smirked. That definitely made his day.

As Maru began to drive Koki to the hospital, Koki reached down and picked up Ueda's 'man bag' and began to go through it. Cell phone, Wallet, condoms, Bus ticket, White Peach Rohto Lip balm, a small bottle of cologne, tampons, a few recepts-

"Wait!" Koki exclaimed aloud.

"What is it?" Maru asked but never took his eyes off the road.

"Why does Ueda have tampons? Where possible, could a guy put them-" Koki's eyes grew wide and he dropped the bag and its contents.

"EWWW" Koki exclaimed and began to desperately wipe his hands on the back of Maru’s car seat. "SO WRONG!"

Maru could only laugh.

"Who knows, maybe Ueda DOES have periods?"

Jin burst into Kame's hospital room and he gasped as he saw Kame's waist and groin in a bulky metal brace

"Oh Kame-chan I’m so sorry" Jin exclaimed and Kame scowled.

"I'm going to be out of work for about a month now because for your senseless fucking...fucking!" Kame shouted. Jin sobbed and ran his hand through the younger male's black hair.

It was then, Maru and Koki burst into the room. Jin and Kame turned to look at the pair gasping for breathe.

"We-called-out-to-you-Bakanishi-" Maru puffed.

"Why -didn't-you-stop?!" Koki finished. Jin simply shrugged.

"I guess I didn't see you!" Jin replied.

"That's because we were behind you!" Maru exclaimed.

"Ah~" Jin stopped to think about it for a moment.

"Koki" Kame started, what happened to your head?"

Koki pointed to the white gauze and bandages wrapped around his head.

"Maru opened the door on my head" Koki sighed.

"Well what happened to YOU?" Maru asked, as he inspected the metal device hooked up around Kame's groin.

Kame blushed.

"Koki and I fucked him too hard" Jin replied for Kame and made an innocent 'oops' face.

Maru slapped his hand too his head.

"What a night" Maru sighed.

"You have to!" Ueda exclaimed pushing Junno forwards. Junno stumbled in the high, bright red stiletto shoes he wore and fell right into the man in front of them. He smiled awkwardly as he tried to pull the sparkly strapless dress lower down his legs so he wasn’t revealing too much fishnet clad flesh, but it was no use, the dress was just too short. The man grabbed at the white feather boa from around Junno's neck and pulled him closer.

"Just 1000 yen and Taguchi-chan will give you a lap dance" Ueda said smoothly, touching the tip of his purple fluffy wide brimmed hat. Ueda wore a matching purple polyester suit, with a purple shirt and a pink and purple crosshatched pattern tie. Many gold chains hung from around Ueda’s neck and Ueda’s eyes hid behind oversized, star shaped sunglasses.

"I dunno" the man said as he examined Junno closely. "She looks pretty butch.”

"Oh I can assure you! Taguchi-chan isn’t butch at all"

"Shut up! You know very well I so top you tat-chan!" Junno whispered to Ueda.

"Shhh!" Ueda hissed. "Do you want to blow our cover? We need money to catch a taxi home!"

"Ok, ok" Junno sighed and then turned to the man in front of him. Junno winked and then smiled at the man.

"I changed my mind!" The man quickly said as he grew suspicious of Junno's true gender and quickly walked off.

"See look!" Junno complained. "This is why you work better at the girl role!"

Just then another man stumbled up to them and slipped two '1000 yen' notes down the front of Junno's dress and winked at them, then stumbled off again. When the man was out of sight Junno and Ueda cheered.

"I CAN PASS AS A CHICK!" Junno exclaimed happily and jumped up and down but in his hype, Junno forgot he was wearing high shoes, and his ankle gave way out from underneath him. Ueda watched as Junno, not so gracefully, fell.

"Junno!" Ueda exclaimed and dove to catch the younger male.

Well it had seemed like a good idea at the time. Ueda just forgot that Junno was ALOT taller and heavier than himself, and as Ueda caught Junno around the waist, his hand slipped and Junno fell to the ground along with Ueda.

"Ouch" Ueda exclaimed as he pushed Junno off from on top of him.

"Ah I’m sorry!" Junno exclaimed and proceeded to stand. "Ouch my ankle!"

"Oh take those ridiculous shoes off Junno!" Ueda exclaimed and helped Junno up to let him lean against his shoulder.

"Ow it hurts so much!" Junno exclaimed.

Ueda hailed for a taxi and then helped Junno into the back seat.

"To the hospital please" Ueda sighed and then looked at Junno. "Just to check it isn’t broken or anything" Junno nodded and then began kissing Ueda ever so passionately.

"It's nice to be able to kiss you in public.” Junno smirked and Ueda laughed back before kissing Junno in return.

Junno and Ueda burst into Kame's room and gasped.

"Oh my, sorry, wrong room" and left again. Jin, Koki and Kame stared oddly at the door before it opened slowly again.

"Kame?!?" Ueda exclaimed as Junno and Ueda saw Kame on the hospital bed and ran into the room.

"Ueda?" Koki asked.

"Junno?" Jin added.

"Koki?" Ueda gasped and stared at the said man’s bandaged head.

"Maru?" Junno pointed to Maru who had finally passed out on a chair next to Kame's bed.

"Jin!?" Kame exclaimed as Jin began to caress his penis.

"Kame~" Jin whined,

"Junno, Ueda-" Koki started again but stopped. A few seconds passed in silence.

"Well..." Junno started. "This is awkward."

Finally morning came and everyone bar, Maru were allowed to leave the hospital. Something about Maru and alcohol poisoning.

But that didn't stop the rest of the boys. Jin had to push Kame in a wheel chair out to Maru’s car and then help him get into the back seat.

"Why are there tampon's on the back floor of Maru’s car?" Kame asked as he looked down at them with much interest. Ueda look sideways.

"Maybe they're his little sisters?" Ueda muttered and then spotted the one thing he knew he’d appreciate a lot more from now on. "MY PANTS!"

"MY PANTS TOO!" Junno exclaimed excitedly and quickly pulled them on over his stockings.

Koki sat in the front seat and Ueda and Junno squished into the back seat, trying to avoid going anywhere near Kame in case they knocked him and hurt the younger singer.

Jin sat in the drivers seat and gasped.

"How can Maru have his driver's seat adjusted like this?" Jin exclaimed and pulled the leaver to readjust the seat. However, the seat rolled back too far, and hit Kame in the knees, which jolted his pelvis, and Kame yelped in pain.

"Ah sorry, sorry!" Jin squinted and then moved the seat forward again.

On the drive home, they all laughed as they told each other about their stories from that night.

"Well it was definitely an eventful night,” Koki laughed.

"Hey Koki, you think I could borrow some of your kinky sex toys? Seems Kame and I wont have much butt action I thought we could at least spice it up a bit.” Jin asked.

"What kinky stuff?" Ueda butted in.

"Who says I’ll ever sleep with you again Bakanishi!" Kame spat.

"I don’t own any kinky stuff" Koki tried to hide the existence of his sex toy ‘collection’, but the lie was obvious on his face..

"Ueda can we try some kinky stuff?" Junno asked as he began to bounce up and down.

"Ouch!" Kame exclaimed as Junno made Kame bounce up from the seat as well.

"Kame chan! Don’t be like that, you know I really love you!" Jin exclaimed.

"Aw really?" Kame's eyes began to water.

"So Koki, what kind of kinky stuff do you have?" Ueda began to ask.

"I-I s-swear, no kinky stuff at my house" Koki muttered.

"Ueda-kun I wanna top when we get home!" Junno exclaimed. Jin shuddered and then turned to Koki.

"Just let them borrow the whip and collar so they'll shut up!"

"No! The collar is my favourite!" Koki exclaimed before realising what he had said.

"Ha I knew it!" Ueda laughed.

"Why are you so disgusted that they wanna have sex when they get home Jin?" Kame asked. "Don't forget you and Koki BOTH raped me last night! How is that less gross!"

"Yeah" Ueda started. "Hey why ARE YOU wearing a girl's school uniform"

"Oh you didn’t realise until now?" Kame laughed.

"No you look so natural in it" Junno smirked and then received a slap across the head from Kame.

"OUCH" Kame then exclaimed as the car speed over a speed bump.

"Oh sorry, speed bump,” Jin laughed.

"DONT LAUGH BAKANISHI!" Kame shouted.

"You know speed bumps are mainly there to prevent idiots on the road from speeding.” Koki stated.

"Didn't stop me!" Jin exclaimed proudly, not quite realising what he implied upon himself.

When Jin had dropped Koki off at his home, and Ueda had collected some 'toys' from the rapper, Jin then dropped Ueda and Junno off at Junno's apartment and then began to drive to Kame's house.

"Ne. Jin" Kame started.

"Yes Kame-chan?" Jin asked.

"When you said you loved me, did you really mean it?" Kame asked.

"With all my heart." Jin replied and quickly shot Kame a smile before returning his eyes back on the road.

"Then when we get back to my place," Kame started, "Brace or no brace, dislocated pelvis or none, let's have buttsex!"

"But Kame, the doctor."

"The doctor doesn’t know my butt like I do, I can handle it"

"I'll be very careful then!" Jin smiled and then looked back at Kame.

Ryo Nishikido was peacefully strolling along the street, and came across a pedestrian crossing. He looked both ways and then when the coast was clear, he proceeded to cross, unaware of the car speeding around the corner.

"AHH!" Ryo suddenly exclaimed as the car hit him and he rolled along the bonnet and hit the hard road.

"Uhh~" He groaned, lucky to be, very much, still alive. "My sternum!"

"What was that?!" Jin exclaimed as his eye's shot back to the road in front of him.

"I think it was a rabbit" Kame muttered.

"It looked like Ryo!?" Jin exclaimed.

"Ryo, rabbit, what’s the difference, keep going I wanna have sex!" Kame exclaimed.

Jin nodded and speed up a little more.

Kame and Jin arrived at Kame's house and Jin carried Kame in his arms up to Kame's apartment. Jin then undressed Kame and then himself and then carried Kame into the bedroom.

[One Month Later]

Jin hugged Kame tightly. The brace was now off Kame's groin and he had made a remarkable recovery. It turns out Kame, could still bottom after all.

Junno and Ueda were kissing in the corner of the room, and Koki was playing with the spiked dog collar he wore.

Today was a special occasion. Maru would be coming home from the Alcohol rehab center and Kat-tu_ had decided to throw him a (alcohol free) party for his return.

A fresh and healthy looking Nakamaru stepped into his apartment and Kat-tu_ suddenly yelled ‘SUPRISE!’.

Maru smiled and hugged his friends.

"Thank you so much for being here for me guys!" And then Maru began to cry.

"Aw don’t cry Maru-chan!" Junno jumped up and down.

"Yeah, we got a surprise for you" Ueda winked.

"W-what is it?" Maru asked, unsure if he really wanted to know.

"Follow us!" Jin smiled and pulled Maru’s hand and led him to the bedroom. Everyone followed.

"Remember 'that night' a month ago?" Ueda asked. "You said 'Why don’t I ever get any friggen love'"

"Well now it’s your turn!" Kame smiled.

"You have all of us to make love to and do as many kinky acts to as you please!"

"Or we can just pleasure you if you want" Junno smirked.

Maru Smiled.

"You guys-...that’s the best present ever” and with that, Maru shut the door behind them.

The End.

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